In a move that should surprise only the most retarded of readers (i.e. not you guys! you guys is smart), Microsoft has just announced that Gears of War 2 will be making its way to the 360. What is a little surprising is that it’s slated for November 8th of this year, which in my head will never fucking happen. This puppy will be delayed more than GTA 4. Mark my words. The first installment was rushed out and I highly doubt Epic is going to let this puppy into the wilde until all the Dinosaur Monsters with Rocker Launchers on their backs are ready to come along.