Wii Fat

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Good day folks. Americans are fat. Like really fat. Lazy too. And mostly ugly. I actually really hate almost everyone, which is odd…because I am so nice. I was in the mall the other day and I held the door for this decrepit fat zombie yuppie that rolled into the food court and as she said thank you I stabbed her in the back of the head with a doorstop and laughed manically…well no. But I did hold the door for her. Anyway, Americans will be getting the Wii Fit soon (once they figure out a way to support our plus sized legs) and it looks like it will be getting a little more support than once thought. No less than 10 games are in development for it right now. I am guessing most of them will be mini-game fests, but you know what I really want? A shooter that utilizes the Wii Fit board, the nunchuck and the wiimote that takes place in a mall…

Read all about the future of the Wii Fit over at PALGN