Regarding Lightsabers and Soul Caliburs

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By this point any gamer worth his salt knows that Vader, Yoda, and The Force Unleashed’s Dark Apprentice are playable characters in Soul Calibur IV. What they may not know is that there are also three unannounced Star Wars characters making an appearance as well and a character creation mode that may allow you to create Jedi Knights and Sith Lords. So lets just say the three extra characters are Jar Jar, Lando, and Toasty Vader with no legs who crawls on the ground yelling “hate!” and “Where’s Padme?!?” Well, that still leaves the character creation.

Yes, this is fan boy speculation and nothing is confirmed, but I bet my balls that you can create Jedi and Siths with your choice of lightsaber color. Does this have anyone but me excited? How heartless and cold have you all become. Are you all still angry at George Lucas? Do you remember drinking Pabst and playing Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi? Wasn’t that amazing? And that game was just terrible. So now that we have the possibility of a great Star Wars fighting game on the horizon where you can create or recreate Star Wars characters, and all you Johnny come fascists are chanting that you don’t want your Soul Calibur mixed with your Star Wars. Well, I have just one thing to say to you soulless dregs…

blow.