Annoyed the Void

I was just about to post the Dark Void trailer for your viewing pleasure and then I realized what a waste of time the trailer actually is. It’s just a hollow montage of choreographed action sans gameplay. The game pretty much resembles Orson Scott Card’s diarrhea. I can’t in good faith post that video. Instead, I will post the riveting plot synopsis from Wikipedia: “The game’s story will center around a cargo pilot named Will who crashes in the Bermuda Triangle. From there, he is teleported to a parallel universe where he encounters other humans, called Survivors.” Huzzah!

You know, it’s nice to see that the game developers took time to work out a passionate storyline instead of relying on some newfangled gameplay gimmick like say, vertical cover.