Articles by Tim

Castlevania Movie Gets Screwed, I Mean Sawed

Any and all hope I had for Hollywood churning out a solid Castlevania film just blew up in my face like Danny Glover’s torso. James Wan, director of Saw and a movie about killer puppets has been tapped to direct Castlevania. Wan had my respect with Saw, and while it…

No One Can Hear You Scream In Dead Space

According to the soulless vapid omniscient eye of Variety, D.J. Caruso has been tapped to direct an adaptation of EA’s Dead Space. Caruso is best known for his film Disturbia, a spiritual remake of Hitchcock

[8bit Impressions] Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10 Wii

Golf. Golf man. Golf. It must it must be the summer lull, because I am playing a friggin golf game. The last golf game I played was Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2007 for the Xbox 360 and that was primarily for achievement points. The game bored me to tears and…

Gears of War 2 Double XP

I personally felt that Gears of War 2 came out a little too quickly. I enjoyed the game, but was still suffering battle fatigue from playing the first one online so much. Due to this fact, the only online mode that I played (drunkenly) was the horde mode. I have…

[8bit Review] Prince of Persia (2008)

Platform: Xbox 360 Publisher: Ubisoft Developer: Ubisoft Montreal Website: www.princeofpersiagame.com The Intro- Ubisoft Montreal follows Team Ico’s trailblazing lead, hits crouch, silently sneaks up on them, pickpockets their innovative gameplay design, and is trying to sell it to you as a new and improved Prince of Persia. At first glance…

Brokeback [8bit]

Russ was a pretty big fan of the original Call of Juarez, and it looks like Ubisoft’s new entry into the wild west, Call of Juarez Bound in Blood, is shaping up to be a vast improvement upon that title. Techland, the developer for this game, are giving players the choice of…

id Comes to iPhone

God I need to get an iPhone. I would gladly trade my in my DS, Verizon cell, and my first born child (always the ugliest) for one. id Software is bringing Doom Resurrection to the App store next week and it looks fantastic. This is a great precedent for the…

Crysis 2 To Be Built On New CryENGINE 3 Technology

This will mark the week of ridiculous announcements as it is the time of E3 – in case you didn’t know. EA has announced a deal extension with Crytek for multiplatform development of Crysis 2 – the sequel to the ground, and at times PC, breaking title Crysis. Crysis 2…

Xbox 360 Sells 30 Million Units

Microsoft has just announced that they have sold 30 Million Xbox 360’s and that they have 20 Million active users on Live. That means that out of the 30 Million 360’s in the world, roughly 5 million have had a hardware failure and gotten the red ring of death (and that’s being very generous). Another one of…

Fight Night Round 4 Demo is Live

Pixilated pugilists rejoice! The Fight Night Round 4 Demo is live. In this corner my dated 20 gigabyte Xbox 360 Hardrive! And in this corner a hulking demo weighing in at 784MB…sigh. The demo is currently only available to Xbox Live Gold members. It’s ok though, I am sure that all…