8-bit Crap

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NES Flash Drive Works, but is Completely Inefficient

This is one of those mods that is cool in that ‘oh-that’s-neat’ kinda way but is completely useless. I still don’t understand why people mod old Nintendos to do pointless things – I’m still on the bandwagon of just make them work consistently. Then I’ll be impressed. But if you’re…

This NES Guitar Mod Sounds Like Sh**, Go Figure

File this under useless but cool. GetLoFi.com hacked together a perfectly working guitar with an NES to create this working guitar that sounds like its playing through a speaker that was knifed to death. To each his own.¬† This one of a kind, no really there is only one right…

UK PSA Uses 8bit Video to Teach Gamers About Safe Sex

I guess this is one way to connect with the kids. It definitely gets the point across in an easy and semi-funny way. But who are they kidding – gamers are too busy, you know, gaming to get laid. This educational video is brought to us by The Leicestershire Teenage…

Another Pointless NES Mod; Again, I ask Why?

Saw this over at kotaku today as I’m sure you did too, you Russian bot. Creative? I guess. Some level of craftsmanship? Sure. But just because I can solder the cats ass shut doesn’t make it right. Again we are faced with a…de-facing of classic nostalgia – for what? A…

Make that Old NES into a DVD Player; I ask Why?

I guess the hands on creativity and workmanship is noteworthy, but in the long run this is more of cock-tease. Let me explain briefly. A friend comes over, you have your sweet NES/DVD player out on display. Friends’ first thought: “Dude, awesome, you have a NES?!” Your reply: “Not really…check…this…out…”…

Snookie Want Smush Smush!

In all honesty I could care less about Just Dance 2. The only reason I am posting this trailer is because of how hilarious South Park was last night. Please, if you haven’t watched it head over to South Park Studios and watch It’s a Jersey Thing. On a side…

NHL 10 is The Bane of My Existance, Yet I Love It

NHL 10. Great game. I’ve even reviewed and commented on how it’s the best sports title out there. That’s until recently. After taking a break from Red Dead Redemption – which is the cat’s ass by the way – I jumped back into the NHL saddle..er..skates. After a disappointing and…

Madden 10 You Are Lame

Rant time cause I’m annoyed right now. I’m just going to throw this out there; Madden 10 is a total disappointment of a game. I just don’t understand how EA can have one of the best sports titles ever, NHL 10, and right next to it the worst. Madden 10…