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Who’s Turn Is It To Clean The Puke Out Of The Sonic Simulator?

In what reads like a grand announcement that’ll change the face of shopping the world over, Sega and developer Emaar say they’ll start putting themed arcades in Middle Eastern and North African malls. Big deal. We’ve been doing it here in the States for decades. Sega and Emaar to open…

Ubisofty

Why is it that every developer, nowadays, feels the need to create an overdramatic, altogether pretentious, storyline that follows gameplay through a seemingly endless bout of crappy dialogue and derisory characters? Now, before you clench your mouse tighter than Great White masticating a seal pup, hear me out. I, as…

360 Customer Support

Hey kids, So my 360 has once again shit the bed. Now this blog was not yet in existence when my 360 got its first STD, but suffice to say, it burned when I peed and I had a red ring. I am not posting to rally against the 360…

[8bit Review] is here!

Hello Cyberworld, I know. You’re probably asking yourself do we really need another video game site/blog? No, you don’t but we were bored and felt that other gaming sites are just getting out of hand. We’re going to keep it simple and get back to basics: Gaming. [hence the 8bit,…