Ninja Gaiden 2 Dated

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Like a steaming plate of whutaaaaaaaaaaa! Ninja Gaiden 2 has been given a release date. Appendages will be flying on June 3. This story has been announced by the always stellar Joystiq. Our mentors are covering (and were invited to…sigh) Microsoft’s GDC 2008 keynote address and are breaking all kinds…

Give Us A Break, It’s Been Slow

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I find it hard to care about new box art, screen shots, or creators giving their opinions on hot news topics. Hence, few [Rants]. What catches my eyes is shit like this. It’s just a simple design evolution but it’s still damn cool and probably took a little time to…

[8bit Review] No More Heroes

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Platform: Wii Publisher: Ubisoft Developer: Grasshopper Studios Website: nomoreheroesgame.us.ubi.com/agegate.php?destURL=/i When you think of Wii you tend to think of a family friendly console with games like Mario Party and the all too-ripped-off Wii Sports. However, with Ubisoft’s newest creation, No More Heroes, Suda 51 and his team at Grasshopper Studios…

Pretty Pictures

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By way of a blog I read daily that is in no way related to videogames (NOTCOT.org), I found this guy Ric Stultz. Ric does some pretty messed up artwork and I thought it should be shared with you guys. Enjoy. [Ric Stultz]

Dawn of the Dead Rising

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Looks like MKR, the company may hold the rights to George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead (and sub-sequentially Zack Snyder’s Dawn of the Dead) are suing Capcom for copyright infringement. This really isn’t news, because it is kind of a bullshit lawsuit. They are claiming that zombies in a…

16%? Does That Sound Low To Anyone Else?

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A new report from warrenty issuer SquareTrade claims that only 16.4% of 360’s fail. Bullshit. Of the people I know, the rate is at least 85%. Another one bit the dust just a few days ago. I hate to beat a dead horse here, but 360’s, especially those with the…

Spore Gets a Release Date!

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Not to be confused with the shitty short story I wrote last year, Will Wright’s Spore finally has a release date. I am amazed. This sucker has been pushed back so many times I figured it would turn into vaporware. Behold! Spore is going to be released on September 7th…

Heart of Darkness

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The bastion of news reporting that is FOX is alleging that a former marine has gone all Brando on us and disappeared in a very Colonel Kurtz like fashion after playing Call of Duty 4. This makes sense to me; I had post traumatic stress nightmares after I played that…

[8bit Review] Rockstar Games Presents: Table Tennis

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Platform: Xbox 360 Publisher: Rockstar Games Developer: Rockstar San Diego Website: www.rockstargames.com/tabletennis Taking a look back at the games Rockstar has developed; one might be a little bit confused when seeing their new title on the rack. The name Rockstar has been synonymous with violence. Rockstar tackling table tennis sounds…

We Want One! More [8bit] Crap

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British site The Cool Hunter is selling this beautiful piece of hardware that would be right at home as the new kitchen table of [8bit] Central. It comes loaded with PacMan, Donkey Kong, Galaga, Space Invaders, Frogger and 44 other 80’s classics. The company even claims it’s durable enough to…