Wait? What? Wii won’t inhale?

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I am guessing this is not news to anyone here (Kav, Ben, Russ…), but things are so slow, this is the most interesting thing I have come across in the last couple of days. It turns out, people are retarded. I know, shocking. Smoking has always been an issue with…

3DMark, No Longer Just Making Graphics

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If you have ever benchmarked you computer, chances are you’ve used 3DMark. Essentially it throws unbelievable graphics at your machine and then you get to see how many frames per second you get. Pretty fucking useless, unless you are a computer nerd, right? Well now 3DMark is putting those graphics…

Sony, Stop Giving Me Reasons To Wait!

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It isn’t a secret in the 8bit world that I’ve been talking about buying a PS3 for a long time. A long time. I don’t actually play hours a day like most of the people interested in this site. Hell, my favorite franchise is LEGO. A system upgrade hasn’t been…

Surprise, PCs Are Losing Players To Consoles

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That’s just one of the “No Shit!” topics discussed in a Guardian interview with Epic’s Mark Rein. He also ruminates on user-generated content UT3 360 delays, and his favorite ice cream flavor. Check out the full interview here. (The Guardian)

Chris Jones May be a Piece of Shit

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Hey there folks, just wasting the day away on the internet and I came across an absolutely mind blowingly bad website. Essentially it is just a money making scam taking advantage of the poor folks that got the red ring of death on their Xbox 360. It took me a…

Rock Band Virtual Heroin Pack Announced

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I never wanted to be the type of kid that wore a Nine Inch Nails shirtin high school. I loved the music, but was afraid of being judged aswhatever the hell those kids are perceived as. In short, I sucked.Flash forward ten years and I still suck, but at least…

Wii May Scare You

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Sorry for the horrendous use of Wii in the title. Every site is allowed a few of those crappy puns. So strike one for the 8 Bit Crew. I have been getting mildly irritated with the Wii because it’s designed for toddlers, and while I am a man-child I enjoy…

Even This Can’t Make Soccer Cool

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This has to be one of the neatest little viral internet movielettes I’ve seen in weeks. People are doing some unbelievable stuff with soccer balls here, because it’s fake. Still cool, though. Check it out here at ADivertido. EA has some close-up stuff that makes some of these seem a…

[8bit Crap] Watches and Pins

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We here at [8bit Review] love stupid cool shit. We simply can’t resist it. As today seems like a pretty slow day for anything else interesting (just my opinion, sorry Animal Crossing and Tiberium fans), I thought this would be a good time to share a few cool pieces of…