Chris Jones May be a Piece of Shit

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Hey there folks, just wasting the day away on the internet and I came across an absolutely mind blowingly bad website. Essentially it is just a money making scam taking advantage of the poor folks that got the red ring of death on their Xbox 360. It took me a…

Rock Band Virtual Heroin Pack Announced

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I never wanted to be the type of kid that wore a Nine Inch Nails shirtin high school. I loved the music, but was afraid of being judged aswhatever the hell those kids are perceived as. In short, I sucked.Flash forward ten years and I still suck, but at least…

Wii May Scare You

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Sorry for the horrendous use of Wii in the title. Every site is allowed a few of those crappy puns. So strike one for the 8 Bit Crew. I have been getting mildly irritated with the Wii because it’s designed for toddlers, and while I am a man-child I enjoy…

Even This Can’t Make Soccer Cool

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This has to be one of the neatest little viral internet movielettes I’ve seen in weeks. People are doing some unbelievable stuff with soccer balls here, because it’s fake. Still cool, though. Check it out here at ADivertido. EA has some close-up stuff that makes some of these seem a…

[8bit Crap] Watches and Pins

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We here at [8bit Review] love stupid cool shit. We simply can’t resist it. As today seems like a pretty slow day for anything else interesting (just my opinion, sorry Animal Crossing and Tiberium fans), I thought this would be a good time to share a few cool pieces of…

Xbox 360 Customer Support Part II: My Iron Xbox

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Jesus fucking Christ. As you can probably tell by my tone, things are not going well in 360 land for me. As previously reported here. I have recently sent off my 360 to the Microsoft repair center. This was the second time my box shit the bed on me. The…

Microsoft Don’t Care About Your Broke Ass Machine

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The folks over at Microsoft are more than happy to discuss how much money they’re making. It seems that once you buy one of their pieces of shit (would anyone in their right mind buy any other product with a documented failure rate like this?!), you also buy a bunch…

Who’s Turn Is It To Clean The Puke Out Of The Sonic Simulator?

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In what reads like a grand announcement that’ll change the face of shopping the world over, Sega and developer Emaar say they’ll start putting themed arcades in Middle Eastern and North African malls. Big deal. We’ve been doing it here in the States for decades. Sega and Emaar to open…