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No Man’s Sky becomes No Mario’s Sky becomes DMCA Sky

No Man’s Sky – love it, hate it…it doesn’t matter it exists and will continue to do so. I personally was all over the NMS hype. More so for the technology, I mean, a game that large and it’s only a 3GB download?! Gotta love math. What are the possibilities…

Snookie Want Smush Smush!

In all honesty I could care less about Just Dance 2. The only reason I am posting this trailer is because of how hilarious South Park was last night. Please, if you haven’t watched it head over to South Park Studios and watch It’s a Jersey Thing. On a side…

Madden 10 You Are Lame

Rant time cause I’m annoyed right now. I’m just going to throw this out there; Madden 10 is a total disappointment of a game. I just don’t understand how EA can have one of the best sports titles ever, NHL 10, and right next to it the worst. Madden 10…

Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days….Can’t Wait?

Umm yea so they’re making a sequel. Saw that coming, but after the first one’s hype machine lead to an OK game – I’m skeptical. Phrases like ‘never before seen visual experience’ is being thrown around and I’m not sure what to think. The game will follow the title characters…

Batman: Arkham Asylum Release Delayed…Of Course

Ugh. Get out the anti-release-date-delay spray. Seems like Batman: Arkham Asylum, the Batman title we’ve all been waiting patiently for and have been teased about for the last I don’t even know how long, has gotten pushed back again to late August. This game was set for June 25 and…

[8bit Review] Kane & Lynch: Dead Men

Platform: Xbox 360 Publisher: Eidos Interactive Developer: IO Interactive Website: www.kaneandlynch.com I’m not sure where to start with Kane & Lynch. I had high expectations for this game and I think they were met, but I’m not totally sure yet. Lets start with what my expectations were. 1. It’s coming…

[8bit Review] Kane & Lynch: Dead Men

Platform: Xbox 360 Publisher: Eidos Interactive Developer: IO Interactive Website: www.kaneandlynch.com I’m not sure where to start with Kane & Lynch. I had high expectations for this game and I think they were met, but I’m not totally sure yet. Lets start with what my expectations were. 1. It’s coming…

SKT to Buy Video Game Company and Traffic People

I don’t know whats more amusing, that SKT finally realized that there is a market for video games in China or that Digital Chosunilbo might need to fire its Chinese to English translator. Click here for the article. On a side note I buy all of my people here.

Do Us All a Favor and Pre-Order

Why is it that every time I go to a Gamestop I have the most miserable experience of my life? Its due to the people who populate the damn place. Honestly, if you don’t feel comfortable in low anxiety social situations then just stay home and stop making me feel…

Street Fighter Meh

Am I the only one that is wholly underwhelmed with the concept behind Street Fighter IV? From everything I’ve read it sound more or less like a rehash cashing in on the nostalgia of wistful aging gamers. I miss the concept of progression in fighting games. The first thing that…