mario

What the Hell is Mario Doing in the Soda Isle?

I guess if I were made of soda I’d think it was a good idea to jump off a staired structure onto a flag pole too. But I’m not and that’s idiotic just to save some blonde bimbo who keeps getting kidnapped by the same reptilian asshole. But none of…

Mario Is A Sick F*ck

It’s no secret that I’m a huge fan of TeeFury.com. You get a cool, limited availability t-shirt on the cheap. Most of their designs appeal to our sensibilities here at 8bit, but today’s strikes particularly hard. Today’s shirt, illustrating how Mario feels about woodland creatures is only available until midnight…

A Loophole Into Mushroom Kingdom Living?

Every time we post something Mario related, it fucks the whole vibe of our little website! Harkening back to those simpler 8 and 16 bit days where everything was side-scrolling and 2 buttons were all you needed. I spent a few moments wondering why we pay hundreds of dollars a…

8bit Paper City

File under [8bit Cool Stuff]. Artist/graphic designer Ashley Buerkett from Illinois has brought the 2D side scrolling world of Mario into a 3D plane. Titled ‘Paper City’ this rendering of the Mushroom Kingdom is set to look like a board game, but I don’t think its actually playable – if…

Super Smash Brothers Yahtzee

Being a big fan of Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw’s vulgar, sharp, poignant and mildly animated video reviews, I have thus far decided not to mare the experience by “reporting” on them. But his recent review of Super Smash Brother’s Brawl is so good, and in line with how I feel about the…