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Bloom Box Dated

Steven Spielberg’s first foray into gaming has been dated. Bloom Box will be coming out May 6th for Nintendo’s Wii. This could be a colossal misfire, but something in me highly doubts it. Spielberg can sell the Holocaust; I am guessing a Wii game will be a tad easier to…

Wii Used for Parkinson’s Study

Not only can Nintendo’s console outsell bread, it continues to be used in a number of beneficial ways. Now continuing with that trend occupational therapists are using the Wii in a new Parkinson’s study. They are hoping that the Wii can slow the progression of the disease and decrease the…

[8bit Crap] Nintendo Approved DS Korg Synth Mod Software!

For about $50 you’ll be able to turn your Nintendo DS into a kick-ass synthesizer with some sweet officially endorsed software on its way from Japan. The product page refers to this as a Japan-only release, but that isn’t the word on the street. Now you can use that commute…

[8bit Crap] Atari and Wii Adverts

My Portuguese is a little rusty, but as far as I can tell a British ad agency, The Republik, put this campaign together for Atari. Besides tennis boy here, there are a few more if you follow this link. [brainstorm #9] As an added bonus for shopping with 8bit, follow…

The Onion Puts Us In Our Place

The Onion has once again put me in my place. I knew that I looked silly flailing my arms about trying to pick up those pigs up in Rayman Raving Rabids. I knew I looked slightly effeminate shooting a fireball at my buddy in Dragon Ball Z. And I know…

Wii Fat

Good day folks. Americans are fat. Like really fat. Lazy too. And mostly ugly. I actually really hate almost everyone, which is odd…because I am so nice. I was in the mall the other day and I held the door for this decrepit fat zombie yuppie that rolled into the…

[8bit Review] No More Heroes

Platform: Wii Publisher: Ubisoft Developer: Grasshopper Studios Website: nomoreheroesgame.us.ubi.com/agegate.php?destURL=/i When you think of Wii you tend to think of a family friendly console with games like Mario Party and the all too-ripped-off Wii Sports. However, with Ubisoft’s newest creation, No More Heroes, Suda 51 and his team at Grasshopper Studios…

Wii A Powerful Physical Therapy Tool

This isn’t a new story by any means. We’ve been hearing bits an pieces about this almost since the Wii’s introduction. That doesn’t make it any less cool the the system is finding wide application as physical therapy. It makes sense that the movements involved would be helpful and I’m…

Wait? What? Wii won’t inhale?

I am guessing this is not news to anyone here (Kav, Ben, Russ…), but things are so slow, this is the most interesting thing I have come across in the last couple of days. It turns out, people are retarded. I know, shocking. Smoking has always been an issue with…